oy oy oy

sides

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:46:38 -0500

at the sides of the room are the quiet ones, the neurotic ones, the shy ones and the ones who just had too many vodka cranberries.

Roll out: The best times to leave the worst party

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:47:40 -0500

youdonthavethis:

10. When nobody wants to play Beyonce.

9. When someone comes up to you and declares that she’s going to make a move on an older man, who is in a serious relationship. “Oh no,” you say, stroking her hair. “Don’t be that girl. Don’t be the girl he sells out to his girlfriend when he confesses that he made out with you tonight, tomorrow,” and she nods. Moments later they are dancing, rocking side to side, his hands clenching handfuls of her party dress and ass.

8. When everything is great and someone looks at your face and asks what is wrong and you’re like ‘Nothing!’ and she’s like ‘No, really’, and then you realize you’re just old and tired, haggard. With loose skin.

7. When your period starts.

6. When all you can think about is that half a burrito in the fridge.

5. When you realize that if you do not leave, you’re staying to watch the sunrise with these people and that means sitting upright until 7:30, watching the cats and wondering how long you can hold your urine.

4. When your champagne and cranberry juice is gone, and you’ve only had one A&W mug full.

3. When you realize you’re sober enough to care too much about what songs come out of your iPod, and people you would like to be making out with are coming up and requesting songs to bump and grind 18 year olds in American Apparel minidresses and leather jackets to, like this is seventh grade and you’re a local radio DJ, refusing to play Shoop even though you have it, because your life is one long hot iron to the face. And you can’t make out with a 13 year old in the station van, because you’d be arrested, and never considered for the morning show.

2. When the tiny lesbian insults you, laughing, hugging you and snuggling the side of your face.

1. Before you convince yourself to stay.

yes

itstimetogethelp: floatingheat: maybe I’m completely out of it or maybe I’ve been back on the west...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:09:40 -0500

itstimetogethelp:

floatingheat:

maybe I’m completely out of it

or maybe I’ve been back on the west coast too long

or maybe I’m too cool (ha)…

but until I googled ‘New Moon’ today, I thought everyone was talking about some sort of winter solstice festival

no. you didn’t know?

just. no.

well I heard of the movie beofre. I guess I jsut never made the connection. funny how some glaring pop culture tidbits can just completely fly under the old radar.

maybe I’m completely out of it or maybe I’ve been back on the west coast too long or...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:41:50 -0500

maybe I’m completely out of it

or maybe I’ve been back on the west coast too long

or maybe I’m too cool (ha)…

but until I googled ‘New Moon’ today, I thought everyone was talking about some sort of winter solstice festival

heatnap: stephhhd

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:06:33 -0500

heatnap:

stephhhd

itstimetogethelp: what should I wear to my interview? what interview??

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:06:51 -0500

itstimetogethelp:

what should I wear to my interview?

what interview??

thepublics: A plot of land sustained both cows and people amid...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:33:31 -0500

thepublics:

A plot of land sustained both cows and people amid floodwaters at the village of Jeram Perdas in the northern Malaysian state of Kelantan on Saturday. Hundreds of villagers were temporarily evacuated from the area after floods were triggered from the start of the annual monsoon season (Fathil Asri/AFP/Getty Images)

txtsfrmlstnght: (715): I’ve been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:32:40 -0500

txtsfrmlstnght:

(715): I’ve been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.

remember when i used to wander the isles of Dominion looking for expired food so I could get the fresh version for free?

uni dayz

"Objects should not touch because they are not alive. You use them, put them back in place, you live..."

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:58:00 -0500

“Objects should not touch because they are not alive. You use them, put them back in place, you live among them. They are useful nothing more. But they touch me, it is unbearable. I am afraid of being in contact with them as though they were living beasts.”

-
Jean Paul Sartre, Nausea (1959 edition, p 19) (via fuckyeahexistentialism)

…

Isssuuues

theduty: meanwhile in Oklahoma…

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:58:36 -0500

theduty:

meanwhile in Oklahoma…

youmightfindyourself: If Drawings Were Photographs : Rob...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:59:34 -0500

youmightfindyourself:

If Drawings Were Photographs : Rob Matthews

ive got the hangover blues

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:00:47 -0500

boo hoo hoo

groups of seven

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:50:42 -0500

itstimetogethelp:

brides for

brothers

deadly sins

days of the week

ways to skin a cat?

friends dumped.

seven!

…

wonders of the world

dwarves

group of

virtues

dumbfounded friends

firstboner: (via uuiuu)

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:50:45 -0500

firstboner:

(via uuiuu)

made for this life

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:50:05 -0500

she’s super keener planner (planner as in the profession). a couple of of us younger folk meet at a work function and decide to meet again for beers. She makes it an MS Outlook event. at that moment we decide for sure that she is not one of us.

itstimetogethelp: justafrog: venndiagrams: Headphone Paradox...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:02:02 -0500

itstimetogethelp:

justafrog:

venndiagrams:

Headphone Paradox « GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them.

chloe have you see this?????????

ha! spot on, that is.

bobloblawslawblog: Kite Festival

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:30:14 -0500

bobloblawslawblog:

Kite Festival

want. youmightfindyourself: jawa (via Samokhvalov)

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:41:44 -0500

want.

youmightfindyourself:

jawa (via Samokhvalov)

in which our fearless heroine misses her friends

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:18:43 -0500

dude, I miss you too. I think I need to make a birthday trip happen.

you supply the party favors? Im thinking something in the rabbit hole realm. minus the rabbit hole. what say you?

itstimetogethelp:

no amount of creamy chicken and noodles could make it go away. twenty five is nearly over for me, just starting for you, and a thousand years ago for them. I miss you.

(via endlesssuffering) woah man

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:10:10 -0500

(via endlesssuffering)

woah man